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[froodle]

I fucking hate St Patrick's Day. It's not even about Ireland, it's just an excuse for imbeciles to tap the previously unchartered depths of their stupidity with the help of massive quantities of alcohol. I hope every loud, drunken, annoying person out there dies of liver failure, alone, in the snow. When I recreate the world in my image, the wages of fucktardery is Death.

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[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

err for once I agree with you

[froodle]

I fear the Earth may explode from such an event...

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I think it already has

[froodle]

I don't feel very exploded...

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I do

[downandup.livejournal.com]

I wondered why leeds city centre was full of drunks at 2pm, then realised ........... sigh
x

[froodle]

Seriously, what is the point of some people?

[ajmckay.livejournal.com]

I guess I've never been in such an area where there was big drunken parties and the like. St. Patrick's Day usually passes with more of a whimper than a bang here, I guess. Though, since it's my sister's birthday at least I get cake, I like cake.

[froodle]

Cake is fun; drunken fuckwits screeching in the streets at 3am is not fun. Unless you have a machine gun and shoot them all - then it goes back to being fun again.

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Sincere regards from someone who lives in fucking carnival-Disneyland. Pills and sarcasm help. A little bit.

[froodle]

Also engineering the slow and painful death of the worst offenders for the Miss/Mister Drunk And Annoying 2006 pagents.

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Okay, that sounds like much fun though.

[froodle]

I can't deny, it keeps me sane.

[threthiel9.livejournal.com]

This is why the Scottish are so much better than the Irish. We pass our holidays all nice and quiet-like, the way civilized people do. (It's not until all out clan war breaks out that we load up on alcohol, weapons, and bad-additude.)

[froodle]

Pfft, no way, the Irish are way better. We have all the cool songs and, uh, potatoes? And leprechauns. But St Patrick's Day is ridiculous.

[threthiel9.livejournal.com]

But tell me, what good are potatoes without haggis?

[froodle]

Can't... answer... hypnotised... by icon...

[flemmings.livejournal.com]

I don't think I know you and I'm reasonably sure you don't know me, but you have a heartfelt 'Amen' to that one.

[froodle]

Shinycool.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I've always wondered why people suddenly discover a secret Irish heritage on that particular day.

[froodle]

Because they're stupid. "Oh look, I'm one-seventeenth Irish because my cousins' grandmothers dog was an Irish setter! Hurr, I'm going to drink green beer now!"

[crimsonrhapsody.livejournal.com]

When I recreate the world in my image, the wages of fucktardery is Death.

omigod, not IF, WHEN!!!!

[froodle]

The key to world domination is to Belive In Yourself. Also, to hoard nuclear weapons and have no qualms about killing a person's family in front of them to get what you want.