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froodleYou know what I don't get? Clothes are a human concept, right? So why is it, as soon as a lady Controllin' Worm takes a human host, she gets the urge to dress up all skanky-like? I mean, they're basically snakes, the best they can do in way of ornamentation is maybe something in a decorative bracelet-thing. They just don't seem like a species for whom clothing presents a great deal of options.
Of course, I suppose if for the first few millenium of your evolution, you were reduced to occupying the bodies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, once you find a species with smooth skin, opposable thumbs and decorative mammaries, you might be in the mood for a little fun with the eyeliner and gold lamé miniskirts*. So, I'll let them off.
Also, they get bonus cool points for having an early Controllin' Worm voiced by James Earl Jones. That's right, Darth Vader was a Controllin' Worm, proving once again that you don't need limbs to kick ass. Rock on, little Controllin' Worm.
In other news, here is a meme I have stolen from imbeiaiel:
1: I taught you my heart, and by Zeus and all the gods, you grew beautiful.
2: I'm supposed to be the adult, and I honestly don't have the slightest idea what to say to either one of you.
3: It's called a lance, hello! - A Knights Tale, Hex
4: It's not exactly subtle, but neither's blowing up a whole school now, is it? - Pump Up The Volume, Hex
5: We should dance while we can, don't you think?
6: There's only one thing worse than a dragon; Americans. - Reign of Fire, Hex
7: Where were you when I was young and full of hope? How dare you come before me now, when I am this!
8: Their democratic flavour doesn't suit my palate.
9: Sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? - Serenity, Hex
10: I say down with all guidence counsellors; make them work for a living!
11: You're not a eunuch, are you? - Pirates of the Caribbean, vaivedrai
12: A heavy cost... I pay it gladly. - Equilibrium, Hex
13: Now let it be war upon you both! - Phantom of the Opera, vaivedrai
14: It wasn't right. He was unarmed!
15: Of course I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes! - Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Hex
16: In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank. - Finding Neverland, Snithy
17: Split my infinitives!
18: My arms are kinda scrawny, but there's some good eatin' on my legs. I'm tempted to eat them myself!
19: After all, Suprise is on our side.
20: You're a dick. - X-Men, Hex
*This seems equally true of the male Controllin' Worms. On Apophis it was just disturbing, but I'm in favour of it purely on the basis that Skaara rocked that whole look.
Of course, I suppose if for the first few millenium of your evolution, you were reduced to occupying the bodies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, once you find a species with smooth skin, opposable thumbs and decorative mammaries, you might be in the mood for a little fun with the eyeliner and gold lamé miniskirts*. So, I'll let them off.
Also, they get bonus cool points for having an early Controllin' Worm voiced by James Earl Jones. That's right, Darth Vader was a Controllin' Worm, proving once again that you don't need limbs to kick ass. Rock on, little Controllin' Worm.
In other news, here is a meme I have stolen from imbeiaiel:
1: I taught you my heart, and by Zeus and all the gods, you grew beautiful.
2: I'm supposed to be the adult, and I honestly don't have the slightest idea what to say to either one of you.
3: It's called a lance, hello! - A Knights Tale, Hex
4: It's not exactly subtle, but neither's blowing up a whole school now, is it? - Pump Up The Volume, Hex
5: We should dance while we can, don't you think?
6: There's only one thing worse than a dragon; Americans. - Reign of Fire, Hex
7: Where were you when I was young and full of hope? How dare you come before me now, when I am this!
8: Their democratic flavour doesn't suit my palate.
9: Sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? - Serenity, Hex
10: I say down with all guidence counsellors; make them work for a living!
11: You're not a eunuch, are you? - Pirates of the Caribbean, vaivedrai
12: A heavy cost... I pay it gladly. - Equilibrium, Hex
13: Now let it be war upon you both! - Phantom of the Opera, vaivedrai
14: It wasn't right. He was unarmed!
15: Of course I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes! - Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Hex
16: In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank. - Finding Neverland, Snithy
17: Split my infinitives!
18: My arms are kinda scrawny, but there's some good eatin' on my legs. I'm tempted to eat them myself!
19: After all, Suprise is on our side.
20: You're a dick. - X-Men, Hex
*This seems equally true of the male Controllin' Worms. On Apophis it was just disturbing, but I'm in favour of it purely on the basis that Skaara rocked that whole look.
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Date: 2006-01-15 01:34 am (UTC)Pirates of the Caribbean. XD
13: Now let it be war upon you both!
Phantom of the Opera. :3
Skaara is badass ....
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Date: 2006-01-15 10:18 am (UTC)Skaara is badass and hot, always the best possible combination. Plus he had FABulous dress sense even before he was Controllin' Worm'd, so the gold miniskirt didn't come as that much of a shock.
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Date: 2006-01-17 10:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-17 10:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-17 11:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-18 12:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-19 02:32 pm (UTC)4. Heathers
6. ring of fire?
9. serenity
12. Equilibrium (*hugs* isnt it Awesome!)
15. once upon a time in mexico
20. X-Men ("what would you prefer, yellow spandex?")
^_^
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Date: 2006-01-19 10:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-22 11:31 pm (UTC)also. i like your layout, for the journal... now i can see it.
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Date: 2006-01-23 10:46 pm (UTC)