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[froodle]

I have a mug in the shape of Darth Vader's head. I am drinking hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows out of Darth Vader's head. I am officially the coolest person in the universe, ever.

That is all.

Comments

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

You said you didn't like marshmallows!

Darth Gaydar

[froodle]

Well, these were Dark Side marshmallows. Duh! Even granola-crunching, wheat-intolerent, hippy Jedi scum like you should be able to tell the difference between that and normal marshmallows.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I dont want to be a jedi!

[froodle]

Too bad. You're wearing Jedipants, therefore, you are a Jedi. Go cry over some dead younglings, hippy!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Am not a hippy gaydar!

[froodle]

Shut your hippy mouth, Jedi scum.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Darth scum!

[froodle]

Hey, there is nothing scummy about being a Darth. Except for Sidious' and Darth Maul's teeth. Because the Dark Side, while having excellent health benefits, is woefully lacking a comprehensive dental plan.