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Aug. 13th, 2005 11:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleMeme stolen from imbeiaiel:
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.
Copy and give your own top fives.
So, rather than do the sensible thing and get an early night in preparation for a twelve-hour work day tomorrow (Boo!), I have decided to sit up and eat muffins and watch Shattered Glass, also known to some poor, deluded souls as "That Film What Proves Hayden Christensen Can Act". As far as I'm concerned, the only thing it's proven is that Hayden Christensen should never be trusted with a role that demands anything from him besides "pout", "wear eyeliner" and "kill small children".
Bollocks, I'm going to watch Life as a House. Play to your strengths, young Skywalker! Bat those eyelashes!
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.
Copy and give your own top fives.
So, rather than do the sensible thing and get an early night in preparation for a twelve-hour work day tomorrow (Boo!), I have decided to sit up and eat muffins and watch Shattered Glass, also known to some poor, deluded souls as "That Film What Proves Hayden Christensen Can Act". As far as I'm concerned, the only thing it's proven is that Hayden Christensen should never be trusted with a role that demands anything from him besides "pout", "wear eyeliner" and "kill small children".
Bollocks, I'm going to watch Life as a House. Play to your strengths, young Skywalker! Bat those eyelashes!
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Date: 2005-08-15 01:03 pm (UTC)2: "Inbred beer-bellied pigfucker!" Because everything's funnier with bestiality.
3: "Dick." Short, sweet, to the point.
4: Chanted in the same ryhthm as a clock striking the hour: "Moo-moo-moo-moo. Moo-moo-moo-moo. Moo-moo! Moo-moo! Moo-moo!" I like to say this one in my head when annoying people are talking to me.
5: "I'm sorry, I was killing you in my head. What did you say?"