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froodleMeme stolen from imbeiaiel:
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.
Copy and give your own top fives.
So, rather than do the sensible thing and get an early night in preparation for a twelve-hour work day tomorrow (Boo!), I have decided to sit up and eat muffins and watch Shattered Glass, also known to some poor, deluded souls as "That Film What Proves Hayden Christensen Can Act". As far as I'm concerned, the only thing it's proven is that Hayden Christensen should never be trusted with a role that demands anything from him besides "pout", "wear eyeliner" and "kill small children".
Bollocks, I'm going to watch Life as a House. Play to your strengths, young Skywalker! Bat those eyelashes!
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things.
Copy and give your own top fives.
So, rather than do the sensible thing and get an early night in preparation for a twelve-hour work day tomorrow (Boo!), I have decided to sit up and eat muffins and watch Shattered Glass, also known to some poor, deluded souls as "That Film What Proves Hayden Christensen Can Act". As far as I'm concerned, the only thing it's proven is that Hayden Christensen should never be trusted with a role that demands anything from him besides "pout", "wear eyeliner" and "kill small children".
Bollocks, I'm going to watch Life as a House. Play to your strengths, young Skywalker! Bat those eyelashes!
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Date: 2005-08-14 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-15 01:03 pm (UTC)2: "Inbred beer-bellied pigfucker!" Because everything's funnier with bestiality.
3: "Dick." Short, sweet, to the point.
4: Chanted in the same ryhthm as a clock striking the hour: "Moo-moo-moo-moo. Moo-moo-moo-moo. Moo-moo! Moo-moo! Moo-moo!" I like to say this one in my head when annoying people are talking to me.
5: "I'm sorry, I was killing you in my head. What did you say?"
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Date: 2005-08-14 11:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-15 12:55 pm (UTC)1: His "tourist" outfit in "Sense and Sensitivity" - the loud shirt was bad enough, but the hat just makes the outfit, raising it to heights of dorkiness previously untouched by man or vampire.
2: His "J-Donne" outfit in "The Shroud of Rahmon". This one gets extra points for the horrible trousers, a feature that is often neglected when putting together dorky outfits.
3: Speaking of dorky trousers... the leather Angeluspants. Just because you're hot and evil enough to wear them doesn't mean you should.
4: The "crazy homeless man" ensemble he wears for the infamous Puppy-Rescuing Incident in "Orpheus". Dirty Mac, mullet hair - oh, it's all very bad.
5: The side-parting OF DOOM and the stupid red... jacket thing from the flashbacks in "Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been?" He deserved to be hung just for that crime against sighted people everywhere.
Honourable mentions to the white sweater from "I Fall To Pieces", which while not dorky in itself, becomes dorky due to the reasoning behind it; the fur cape thing he wears when he's a champion in Pylea; those shirts with the bigass collars and cuffs he wore way back when he was in Buffy, and that horrible Jesus-shirt he wore when he and Connor were singing to Jasmine in "Magic Bullet".
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Date: 2005-08-22 01:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-02 11:52 pm (UTC)Anyway, I'm thinking Dilandau, because he's always fun at a party, Armand, because he's a psychotic little bastard, Hakkai, because every good organisation needs a creepy-ass quiet guy who smiles all the time and then cuts you the fuck up, Jack Sparrow, because everyone loves a gay pirate, and Snufkin, because he's awesome.
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Date: 2005-09-03 01:52 pm (UTC)(I friended you, btw, is that OK? ^^; I skimmed through your entries and was too amused to resist.)
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Date: 2005-09-08 11:38 pm (UTC)1: "Pout more, damn you. Pout! Pout like you;ve never pouted before!"
2: "For God's sake, Christensen, this is a love scene! Stop looking like you're wondering what to have for dinner! *sigh* Oh, forget it. Just take your shirt off, hopefully that will distract the audience."
3: "You know what this scene needs? Space piggies!"
4: "Flail! Flail like you mean it!"
5: "Close your eyes and think of Ewan."
(Awesome, friended - heh, that word is silly - you back.)
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Date: 2005-09-10 06:54 am (UTC)