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[froodle]

There was totally a basking shark off Marine Drive today. He was swimming around near the base of the cliffs, just chillin' all like, "I'm a basking shark, I hang out in shallow waters 'cause I'm all big and shit!" and all these seal dudes were lying on the rocks watching him, just like, "Yeahhhhhh bro." It was amazing. I saw his fin!

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[ftrbestseller.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of places around here with tidal pools, and there was a shark stuck in one once when we went. My husband proceeded to pick it up and scare the shit out of some tourists, lol.

[froodle]

I totally had a mental image when I read that of your husband grabbing a basking shark by his tail and just swinging a hundred feet of shark around randomly like some deranged Hulk/Aquaman hybrid while people fled screaming!

[ftrbestseller.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA I love it! Since we've moved to the coast, he does actually go fishing for shark quite frequently, so they probably should fear him a bit.

[froodle]

...does he eat the sharks? Because you know when you eat something, you take in a little piece of its soul, so if he eats too much sharks, he could become a TERRIBLE MANSHARK HYBRID. Because science says that could happen.