froodle | (no subject)

So I'm assuming from the hints dropped in the last couple of books that at some point we're going to find out exactly why Billy-Ray ripped out his own eyes, and I'd like to state right now that my best guesses are a) that he saw his parents going at it or b) somebody made him watch an NSYNC music video, because these are the top two reasons for gouging your eyes out and ALSO two of the fastest ways to turn somebody into a serial killer. Though presumably he would have been a serial killer anyway since his dad was a stealth assassin ninja (who wore a BOLO TIE, that's fierce when you're a ninja) before he had to quit due to prison and oldings.

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