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[froodle]

Buzz Lighthair's profile picture on Facebook is a photo of him and his girlfriend all dressed up in formalwear. Last night, I pasted Zac Efron's face over Sour Jodi, drew a heart around them in Paint and emailed it to Johnny and The Mighty Prawn. It's now the profile picture for all three of us. Buzz is less than amused:

Buzz: You three need to get a fucking life!
Froodle: What's up, Buzz Lighthair?
Buzz: Take that Facebook picture down.
Johnny: We're just supporting you.
Prawn: We're here for you, even though you disgrace our family.
Froodle: We love you, even though you have brought shame to us all with your sour ways.
Johnny: And on reflection, I think Zac Efron is a better choice than Jodi.
Froodle: Zac Efron probably doesn't come in drunk at three AM and start screeching loud enough to wake the entire house up.
Prawn: And his hair is marginally less stupid.
Froodle: And he's not Manx.
Johnny: And he has a job.
Buzz: Take it down!
Froodle: Come on Buzz, let us be there for you!
Johnny: We know how hard it is to come out to your family as a sick freak who loves Zac Efron!
Prawn: We just want to support you!
Buzz: You three are fucking dickheads! You need to shut your fucking mouths and just die! *storms off*
Johnny: *yelling after him* We believe in you, Buzz! You're still our brother!
Buzz: *yelling down the stairs* FUCK OFF!
Prawn: I feel bad now. We're like those mean dudes from Brokeback Mountain who killed Jake Gyllenhall.
Johnny: No dude, we're the good guys. We're supporting him in his decision to love Zac Efron, even though it makes us throw up inside. We're like the dad from Heathers, loving our dead gay brother.
Prawn: He's not dead though.
Froodle: He's dead inside. From loving Zac Efron and Sour Jodi.
Johnny: And not Mister Jingles.
Froodle: Fuck Mister Jingles.
Johnny: You have no soul, seriously.