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Nov. 22nd, 2004 05:14 pmYou know who could have totally kicked Isildur's ass? Angel. Think about it. Angel eclipses him in both the hand-chopping and ring-destroying arenas. And if he did fall under the lure of the Ring's eeeevvvilll powers, hey, we get Angelus. Everybody wins.
You suck, Isildur. Get in the Reject Bin.
You suck, Isildur. Get in the Reject Bin.
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Date: 2004-11-22 05:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-22 06:12 pm (UTC)And you know I'm right. I bet Angel wouldn't have let the sword get broken either. Mind you, he'd probably have whined and angst'd so much that Elrond got fed up with him and ended up kicking him off that ledge into Mount Doom and then there would have been no spin-off series, so it's probably for the best.
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Date: 2004-11-23 01:00 pm (UTC)Elrond wouldn't have taken all that angsting... it'd have been "my apologies, Angel" *swift kick*
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Date: 2004-12-03 01:20 pm (UTC)Angel: Boohoohoo, my son was stolen by a crazy olden-tymes Englishma...
Elrond: *BITCHSLAP* Shut up.
Angel: *whine* But...
Elrond: *BITCHSLAP* Shut up!
Angel: ......
Elrond: That's better.
Of course, Wesley and Fred automatically win an all-expenses paid one-way trip to the fiery heart of Mount Doom.
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Date: 2004-12-06 06:05 pm (UTC)