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[froodle]

So, today I remembered to look behind me before I made a crack about the amount of weed my lecturer smokes. This is good. Lecture consisted of moral implications of nailing hamsters to worktops and Sheryl Crow. Pretty sure he thinks I'm a psychopath now because I kept imagining him as a hamster dressed as Sheryl Crow and giving the lecture, and therefore giggling at random intervals. This is less good.

Was going to go out and get Les Bijoux 5, but am scared in case Lapis and Carnelian end up not having the hot sexy mansex. Even more scared in case I'm subjected to hideous Diamond/Lazuli nonsense. Fuck you, Diamond. Fuck you and your traumatic ass-raping boyhood. And Lazuli? Needs a slap on a Disney's Little Mermaid scale.

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Update, 4.22pm

So, actually plucked up the courage to go to Evidence lecture this afternoon - avoided them all last week due to lecturer-slagging-related embarrasment. First thing Verity said when she sat down:

"So, you decided to face the wrath of the Aging Hippy?"

Curse you, Verity.

Then Steve fell asleep during the lecture and drooled and snored. Gallently resisted urge to draw on his face as was sitting three rows from where AH stood. Did not prevent AH from making very pointed comment about staying awake at the end of the lecture. Steve said something about listening was also mentioned, but Verity and I obviously weren't paying attention, because we didn't hear it.

At least Steve doesn't talk in his sleep.

Also, may have accused V. of being a dominatrix with a penguin fetish within AH's hearing. Suspect he now has very low opinions of all three of us. Ironically, he's my favourite lecturer out of all the ones we've had. Curse you, Fate! I would change you if I had a machine that could do so. Or at least replace all my blood with "Not saying/doing spacktarded things in front of people you'd like to think well of you" blood.

Comments

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

nailing hamsters?... sheryl Crow!?
....

so anyway. penguins. Woo.




(*imagines doctor drakken saying "Take her Whole NOSE if you have to"*)

[froodle]

This is what happens when you let aging hippies teach anything except the Art of Weedgrowing.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

Squeeness for folkenreferences.

also i have decided to quit many of my studies and take up art again.
(this amounts to nearly all of them)

[froodle]

And squeeness for pickeduponness.

And you suck and so does your art. I hope you die.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

the art thing was a joke.
Fuck you Art. im taking a Real university course.

[froodle]

At a real university?

Or am I going to have to yell at you about Chester again?

Chester-loving freak.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

why do all your plans involve swapping blood?


and i liked the chronicles of riddick...

i feel so dirty.