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[froodle]

Interview with Jebus Junkies was not entirely unlike being trapped with Steve and Sarah Newlin for twenty minutes, except nobody gave me a handjob in a bathtub (sad) and I didn't get to shoot anyone point-blank in the face with a paintball gun (sadder). Basically the moral of this story is that I am not now, nor will I ever be, as good at life as Jason Stackhouse.

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[cakesy.livejournal.com]

LUCKILY there are TWO EASY STEPS that can make you more like Jason Stackhouse:

1. Work out like a motherfucker.
2. Watch a lot of porn to learn stuff.

Also if they don't give you the job then you should just tell them that heaven was inside their wife. PURELY FOR THE JOY OF IT.

[froodle]

I could also have referred to one of them as a "white suit motherfucker". Must remember this in future. Also, must find fairly useless and rageful cop boyfriend and look into possible goatee-growth.