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[froodle]

Had a dream last night that Corey Feldman was coming for tea and I was wigging out because fucking Shoprite didn't have any dips. One trip to Douglas later, I am now fully dipped-up. It's a shame Corey Feldman and I aren't really friends, because I think he would be impressed by the selection of dips that I have.

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[itsjustc.livejournal.com]

Which dip would be his favourite? and would he be a crisp/bread stick dipper or a cucumber/veg dipper?

[froodle]

(I don't know if you MEANT that as a double entendre or if my mind instinctively takes everything to a humour-of-a-six-year-old place, but either way, I just laughed so hard I dribbled milk down my front)

I imagine those sparkly spandex ice-skating outfits are fairly unflattering, so probably he would forgo the carbs and stick to the crudites. Similarly he'd probably enjoy the salsa best (although the guacamole IS low fat - you know, just in case he wanted to pop 'round)

[itsjustc.livejournal.com]

He's still hanging on in the show by the skin of his teeth and therefore still available to call at yours at any time of day or night for his dips!

I HOPE YOU ARE STILL PREPARED!!

[froodle]

I AM SO PREPARED! I BASICALLY HAVE ALL THE DIPS! PLUS NOW I HAVE CHICKEN MINI-FILLETS TOO!

[cakesy.livejournal.com]

On the upside, you are TOTALLY PREPARED should he choose to drop in unannounced. In your face, annoying surprise houseguest Corey!

[froodle]

That IS an upside, although I am sure that suprise houseguest Corey Feldman would NEVER be annoying.

Suprise houseguest Corey Haim would be, though. Especially since he'd be a zombie or something else gross.