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[froodle]

BLARGHH! Why is it so hard to be alive? Always having to do things, brush hair, brush teeth, listen to people talk, eat food, take baths, do laundry, wear clothes, get clothes dirty, do more laundry... why can't I just watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in my underwear and people will periodically come by and give me baby oranges and coffee so I don't starve to death?

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[incandescens]

Applejack would Not Approve.

[froodle]

Applejack, and indeed most of the Ponies, have a seriously unhealthy work ethic thing going on. I feel I would not do well in Ponyland. I hardly ever recycle or bake pies, for a start.

[incandescens]

Somehow I'm not convinced that they'd believe you have a Cutie Mark for dozing.

[froodle]

What about one for watching TV?

[incandescens]

Remind me to check your flanks next time I see you, whenever that is. ;)