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If I was Hawkeye, I would have been fucking raging at the end of the Avengers movie. The poor bastard basically gets turned into Loki's personal Realdoll for most of the film, and the only consequence Loki has to deal with is getting dragged back to Asgard, where Thor is going to yell at him for about five minutes, then punish him with some thereputic cuddling. And the other Avengers are totally okay with it. Fuck that, I'd have shot that skinny mess right in the nuts and then defriended all of S.H.I.E.L.D. on Facebook.

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I don't like basking sharks. They're dumb. What's the point in a shark that doesn't roam around under the sea taking big chomps out of other under-the-sea dudes and generally fucking shit up? I don't know what God was thinking when he made them. Basking sharks suck, is basically what I'm saying.

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Wow, the "ultimate" edition of Alexander is really not very "ultimate" at all. In fact, it's mostly just extended scenes of Anthony Hopkins yammering - because, you know, the original eight versions of the.movie really short-changed the audience with a mere forty minutes of tedious monologuing. Shut up, Anthony Hopkins.

Having said that, I did really like that scene right before they throw down with Darius at Guagamela where Hephaistion is like, "We're going to die horribly tomorrow, let's have crazy pre-battle.sex!" and Alexander's all, "LOL LET ME TELL U MY PHILOSOPHY OF WAR I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS!" and Jared Leto's like, *facepalm*.

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