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[froodle]

Oh my God, you guys! I have the internet! In my house! And it's so beautiful and filled with porn of every kind!

Ahem. I mean, yay. Now I may use the Intarwebs to read thoughtful and erudite musings on the issues of the day. Such as, where are the "shifty eyes" punctuation marks on this keyboard? I am lost without them. Lost I say!

In other news... screw it, there is no other news. I am off to amass vast quantities of porn and revel in it's smuttiness. UNLEASH THE PORNADO!

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[froodle]

I don't want to say, partly in case you haven't seen it, and partly because the whole concept makes me want to cry like an altar boy the first time Father Donnelly violates him.