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[froodle]

Oh my God, you guys! I have the internet! In my house! And it's so beautiful and filled with porn of every kind!

Ahem. I mean, yay. Now I may use the Intarwebs to read thoughtful and erudite musings on the issues of the day. Such as, where are the "shifty eyes" punctuation marks on this keyboard? I am lost without them. Lost I say!

In other news... screw it, there is no other news. I am off to amass vast quantities of porn and revel in it's smuttiness. UNLEASH THE PORNADO!

Comments

[grandsummoner.livejournal.com]

*dies dies*

Nice to see you're back online at home. Now go and enjoy your porn!!

[froodle]

Can't type. Porning.

[alt-baie.livejournal.com]

LOL. More froodle! That's what I need in my life!

[incandescens]

All hail the internet!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

This is because of your need for sock porn isn't it

[froodle]

Froodle: it does a body good.

[froodle]

What? Sock porn? What? I am confused. Is this another of your sick and wrong perversions that you are trying to make me take the blame for, Dalek porn lover?

[froodle]

Verily, it is the God of the modern age. A benevolent, porn-giving God.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Daddy Goodman thats all im saying

[froodle]

I would freak out, but I just read the MOST HORRENDOUS spoiler for the third season of Bones and after that, drug-induced Daddy Goodman/Booth porn has no power over me.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Damn! I will have to find something else to bug you about now!

What spoiler was it?

[froodle]

I don't want to say, partly in case you haven't seen it, and partly because the whole concept makes me want to cry like an altar boy the first time Father Donnelly violates him.