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[froodle]

So, as if I needed another reason to want to kill Robin Williams, last night, against my natural inclinations, I decided to watch Hook.

Oh. My. God.

I seriously want everyone involved in that travesty of justice to die screaming in agony. Except Maggie Smith, because she's cool, and JV Hart, at least until Capt. Hook: Pirate King is published. Dustin Hoffman was alright (no Jason Isaacs, but then, who is?) but what was up with that fat kid? No wonder they didn't use the home under the ground anymore - they wouldn't have been able to find a tree big enough for his fat American ass - and Rufio was some kind of reject from Joel Schumachers Lost Boys. In fact, the whole film would have been vastly improved if Keiffer Sutherland and his merry band of creatures of the night had appeared and slaughtered everyone and then perhaps danced a jaunty 80's jig.

In conclusion: fuck you, Robin Williams. Just... just fuck you!

Comments

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

ARGH. Did you have to remind me of that movie? I loathe everything Peter Pan related anyway, but that movie is obviously even hated by people who love Peter Pan, it's that horrible.

Kiefer makes everything better *loves on Kiefer*

[cyprith.livejournal.com]

Is that a daleck? I love dalecks. <3

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's the Eight Doctor hugging a Dalek :D

[froodle]

Have you seen the episodes with Dalek Sec as a human yet? Certain horrible wrong-minded people (not me!) used that as an excuse for a whole David Tennant/Dalek sex thing. It was horrible. I cried.

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Ha, yes! Tentacle porn? In my Fandom? All the bloody time.

It was horrible. I cried.
And you were right. Only original Daleks should have sex with the Doctor!

[froodle]

You... I... You offend reason, sir! I am literally flailing with trauma!

[froodle]

Hey, if I have to live through the pain, I must share it with others. It's the only way I can cope.

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Point taken.