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[froodle]

So, as if I needed another reason to want to kill Robin Williams, last night, against my natural inclinations, I decided to watch Hook.

Oh. My. God.

I seriously want everyone involved in that travesty of justice to die screaming in agony. Except Maggie Smith, because she's cool, and JV Hart, at least until Capt. Hook: Pirate King is published. Dustin Hoffman was alright (no Jason Isaacs, but then, who is?) but what was up with that fat kid? No wonder they didn't use the home under the ground anymore - they wouldn't have been able to find a tree big enough for his fat American ass - and Rufio was some kind of reject from Joel Schumachers Lost Boys. In fact, the whole film would have been vastly improved if Keiffer Sutherland and his merry band of creatures of the night had appeared and slaughtered everyone and then perhaps danced a jaunty 80's jig.

In conclusion: fuck you, Robin Williams. Just... just fuck you!

Comments

[threthiel9.livejournal.com]

I'd still like to know why Spielberg felt it necessary to cast Phil Collins as a police inspector. Because that makes a lot of sense.

And Julia Roberts as Tink, ohmygawdWHY?

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

ARGH. Did you have to remind me of that movie? I loathe everything Peter Pan related anyway, but that movie is obviously even hated by people who love Peter Pan, it's that horrible.

Kiefer makes everything better *loves on Kiefer*

[cyprith.livejournal.com]

But... I liked Hook. :(

[cyprith.livejournal.com]

Is that a daleck? I love dalecks. <3

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's the Eight Doctor hugging a Dalek :D

[froodle]

Or exactly why he thought making a film about the boy who never grew up as a grown-up would be a good idea. WTFNO!

[froodle]

Have you seen the episodes with Dalek Sec as a human yet? Certain horrible wrong-minded people (not me!) used that as an excuse for a whole David Tennant/Dalek sex thing. It was horrible. I cried.

[froodle]

Hey, if I have to live through the pain, I must share it with others. It's the only way I can cope.

[froodle]

NO! Hang your head in shame!

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Ha, yes! Tentacle porn? In my Fandom? All the bloody time.

It was horrible. I cried.
And you were right. Only original Daleks should have sex with the Doctor!

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Point taken.

[cyprith.livejournal.com]

No! Haha! I defy you! XP

I think you had to watch it as a kid to actually enjoy it. If you're old (and crusty) alot of the magic is gone. XD

[froodle]

You... I... You offend reason, sir! I am literally flailing with trauma!

[froodle]

Even as a kid, I had a deep and abiding hatred of Robin Williams. I think it was my parents giving me Mrs Doubtfire for Christmas, despite the fact that I also hate Anne Fine.