...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Next week we have some stupid litigation thingie to do. I haven't bothered to find out much about it besides the fact that it requires me to call another student "Master" for the space of two hours. For this reason, come next Wednesday I shall be sporting a Padawan braid and speaking in the perviest voice I can manage.

On a related note, how cool is Liam Neeson going to be as Aslan? This so proves my "Liam Neeson is God" theory.

In other news, am in hysterics over that episode of Smallville with the kid that ages really fast, where Clark is moping because he's an alien and he might not ever be able to have kids. I so imagined him as Ted from Scrubs being like, "My guys swim in circles". Oh Clark. Even your sperm is retarded.

Today I made the worlds most delicious roast potatoes. Seriously, I doubt God Himself could have created a more delicious roast potato than mine. In fact, if I die at some point in the near future, you can all rest assured that I've been carried off in a column of golden light, to prepare perfect, crispy-skinned, fluffy-fleshed roast potatoes for the Heavenly Host.

Pity about the rest of the meal, really...

In other news, having spent the day sorting through my collection of unmarked DVD+Rs, it turns out I have amassed about six hours of Scrubs from various seasons. Ohh, Doctor Cox. *hearteyes* So that was fun. Also a few episodes from Angel s5 - awww, how adorably slashy are Spike and Angel? It's practically canon, I tell you.