froodle: (Default)
Underrated comedy moment in the Yule Lord is the scene where Krampus tells Jesse his entire tragic backstory while Jesse is bleeding out with a bunch of nails in his groin. At one point Krampus stops to ask if Jesse is dead, and when he doesn't respond, wiggles one of the nails. Jesse reacts and Krampus, satisfied, continues his tale of woe.
froodle: (bitch)
Me: Holy shit, I forgot to put sweets out for Krampus!
Mike: Wait, what happens if we don't?
Me: I don't know, beaten with sticks? Gimme your shoes, I need to put Pringles in them.
Mike: Why does it have to be my shoes?
Me: Well, i dont know if Krampus just takes the sweets or the shoes aswell, and I'm not giving up my shoes.
Mike: Aww.
froodle: (derpklaus)
Finally got to see Krampus, yay! When the gran was in the house alone with him and he reaches out to stroke her face and then his massive long tongue comes out, i totally thought he was going to kiss her. I genuinely thought the plot twist would be that Krampus was the kids grandad and hes been ragging the gran all along and then Krampus, the main kid and the gran'd run off and be belsnickels together.

The movie was pretty sweet as it stands, but I still totally ship Krampus/the gran.

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