...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Raise your hand if you spend Thursday night transfixed by the strip of Jamie Bamber's stomach that kept showing under his shirt.

Now, raise it again if you're going to repeat the experiance this Wednesday.

Oh, Jamie Bamber. For you, I totally renounce all other actors.

For the next couple of days, anyway.

*bounce*

*bouncebounce*

*bouncebouncebounce*

So.

Guess who has tickets to see Jamie "Ickle Midshipman Archie" Bamber in Dr Faustus this Thursday?

Hint: it's me.

Oh yeah. I so rock.

If any of you non-Jamie Bamber-seeing hobogorns wants me to pick up a programme or something, email me your address at snufkin_owns_you @yahoo.co.uk (without the gap, obviously). Except Hex, who is a WHORE and gets nothing. NOTHING. No Jamie Bamber for you.