You had Hugh Jackman in leather. I had Tom Hanks being a gormless, ugly fuck and some stupid French bird being... stupid and French. Let me tell you how shit that film was; it had Sir Ian McKellen, Alfred Molina and Paul Bettany, and it still sucked. The only redeeming point in the entire film was that eventually, it ended.
So much worse than bad. Words cannot even begin to describe it. It's like, they took a book I didn't like and an actor I can't stand, and combined them to make a film that was somehow worse than the sum of it's parts.
Because Jess didn't want to watch X-Men and I haven't seen them in like a month and they were picking up the tab. And I fell asleep halfway through, it was that much of a suckfest.
And I would do that, were this movie simply bad, or even very bad. But the Da Vinci Code, like Queen of the Damned, is such a vortex of crappiness that to knowingly subject another human being, no matter how dirty or Southern or how she may hate on The Dirk, to it would be a crime so unforgivable that even I could not live with myself afterwards.
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