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Apr. 13th, 2006 09:46 pmOh my God! I totally won a trip to Scotland in this prize-draw thingie at work today. So completely awesome! Of course, it's not until the last week in September (deliberately picked to avoid all the screeching hellbrats that abound in summer) but still - totally fucking awesome.
In other news, it has come to my attention that certain people of my aquaintence are dirty, dirty RPS fangirls. We were discussing the "merits" - and I use sarcastic quote marks - of OTH, and I said something to the effect that the only thing keeping me interested were the vague hope that someone is going to swing for Nathans-Meen-and-Fugly-Dad-who-by-the-way-is-Lame-and-a-Total-Has-Been and the whole Nathan/Lucas slashiness, and she said that what I was seeing was the fallout from the fact that the actors who play Nathan and Lucas are attracted to each other in real life. Then I asked how anyone could tell, since the guy playing Lucas doesn't act, he just squints, and we decided he must be related to Micheal Shanks, since Daniel conveys emotions entirely through blinking. He's like that crippled dude in that book that I totally didn't finish because it was boring where he dictates everything by batting an eyelid or whatever and I was all like, just being some kind of ubercripple doesn't make you a good writer. Then I went and read some Byron, oh snap I totally went there!
Also, it really makes me mad when people come up to me and do some dumb shit like telling me to smile or cheer up. Fuck off! If I felt like smiling, I'd fucking smile! I mean, what are you, the fucking Good Mood Nazi? Go fuck yourself and stop trying to dictate other people's facial expressions. I was actually in an okay mood until you came along and made me angry by being a patronizing jackass and now I am scowling because I want to rip your heart out and devour it in front of you, you cockmuncher.
In other news, it has come to my attention that certain people of my aquaintence are dirty, dirty RPS fangirls. We were discussing the "merits" - and I use sarcastic quote marks - of OTH, and I said something to the effect that the only thing keeping me interested were the vague hope that someone is going to swing for Nathans-Meen-and-Fugly-Dad-who-by-the-way-is-Lame-and-a-Total-Has-Been and the whole Nathan/Lucas slashiness, and she said that what I was seeing was the fallout from the fact that the actors who play Nathan and Lucas are attracted to each other in real life. Then I asked how anyone could tell, since the guy playing Lucas doesn't act, he just squints, and we decided he must be related to Micheal Shanks, since Daniel conveys emotions entirely through blinking. He's like that crippled dude in that book that I totally didn't finish because it was boring where he dictates everything by batting an eyelid or whatever and I was all like, just being some kind of ubercripple doesn't make you a good writer. Then I went and read some Byron, oh snap I totally went there!
Also, it really makes me mad when people come up to me and do some dumb shit like telling me to smile or cheer up. Fuck off! If I felt like smiling, I'd fucking smile! I mean, what are you, the fucking Good Mood Nazi? Go fuck yourself and stop trying to dictate other people's facial expressions. I was actually in an okay mood until you came along and made me angry by being a patronizing jackass and now I am scowling because I want to rip your heart out and devour it in front of you, you cockmuncher.
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Date: 2006-04-13 09:14 pm (UTC)(And, so, when do you want to meet up?)
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Date: 2006-04-13 09:19 pm (UTC)How about Saturday? whatever time is good for you, as long as the shops are still open as I need to pick up a couple of things.
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Date: 2006-04-13 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-13 09:34 pm (UTC)(& pardon me while I steal the expression of cockmuncher)
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Date: 2006-04-13 09:37 pm (UTC)Also, OMGICONLOFF! Urgh, season 3 needs to hurry up and be released already.
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Date: 2006-04-13 09:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-13 09:58 pm (UTC)& I'm freakin' dying without Season Three! ::twitches:: I need the Lietro & Lancitty goodness!
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Date: 2006-04-14 10:45 am (UTC)*deliberately flashes her Carl BarĂ¢t/Adam Green OTP icon* RPS can be fun.
So with you on that smiling business. I've been jobbing in a gym for almost six years now. Those days I'm more or less always in the Lady's Only Area, where you don't get that shit, but I swear you get this in the mixed studio all the fucking time. And always guys. Because if I don't walk around with a grin plastered to my face I must be sad or pissed off at someone. Maybe I should just smile at the computer screen all day long so people think I'm a serial killer. Idiots.
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Date: 2006-04-14 06:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-14 06:41 pm (UTC)RPS is the work of the devil! Except in the case of Savage Garden, where it is totally acceptable.
In my case, it is almost always the same two guys - the same two guys who come over and try to start conversations with me and just happen to lean over my shoulder in such a way that they can peer down my top. I'm totally going to start giggling and twitching to myself for no apparent reason, just to be left alone.
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Date: 2006-04-14 07:02 pm (UTC)(I should note, btw, that all DVD-watching is suspended between 7.15 - 8pm. You probably know why.)
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Date: 2006-04-15 10:12 am (UTC)(And omg new Doctor Who! I can't believe I forgot.)
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Date: 2006-04-17 03:08 pm (UTC)No rocks for you then, Missy! Ha.
Weeeeell, I'm going to hell anyway, so I guess I can have fun with the boys before *serene face*
I can so imagine that right now.
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