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[froodle]

It must be Nostalgia Week according to the Internal Clock of Froodles, because I've just sat here watching Escaflowne for a good three hours after work. I never really thought about it before, but it must be a giant kick in the teeth for Folken having Dilandau's little army of boy prostitutes being called Dragonslayers. It's like, "Oh hey Folken, how's the arm? Man, it must really suck that a bunch of effete fourteen-year-old genetic experiments can make a living doing something that you fucked up your entire birthright by failing to accomplish." And Folken's there like, *stoic* but on the inside he's totally gloating about Van messing Dilandau's pretty face up.

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[liar-xx.livejournal.com]

Heheh. Except the Dragonslayers didn't make a living hunting real dragons; it was just their job to capture Van, the "dragon", right?

[froodle]

But that's lame! What happens when they catch him? They get pensioned off or moved to different departments? Like maybe Gatti becomes part of the Squirrelhunters and Miguel joins the Killers-of-Creepy-Bastard-Dopplegangers,-Those-Assholes and Chester... Chester gets moved to Archives and becomes a Photocopier. Poor wee thing.

Plus, where do they get all the Energists if they don't hunt dragons? My ass they just sit around and wait for them to croak on their own; if the hillbillies of Fanelia can do it (barring unfortunate accidents and loss of limbs of certain royal personages), Zaibach could totally manage it.

[liar-xx.livejournal.com]

I think when they catch him they just wait around for him to be rescued, and then they can start all over again. Although I think Chesta might be happier in a career as a photocopier.

Good point, I suppose; presumably the ones they dig up aren't enough for their vast armies.

[froodle]

Hah! Oh man, I can so see that, all of them sitting around a card game, waiting for the tell-tale crash of Allen mounting another daring raid with his grand total of seven men. I bet they just leave the key to Van's cell under a flowerpot to make life easier all 'round. And yeah, I can't help thinking Dilandau just keeps him around to have someone do his paperwork for him, and the whole "Dragonslayer" thing is really a way to work around the rule that crazy pyromaniac soldiers don't get personal assistants.

[liar-xx.livejournal.com]

Not so daring after the first few, I guess. Especially if they do leave the key under a flower pot XD

a way to work around the rule that crazy pyromaniac soldiers don't get personal assistants.

But you know, they really should. ... heheh. "Chesta! *SLAP* Take a memo!!"

[froodle]

Yeah, but I reckon Allen still insists on trashing all their furniture and beating up a few random footsoldiers every time. And the Dragonslayers are all like, "Dude! Just take him and go, all the UST is giving us migraines!" And Allen's all, "Ahahaha, stinky Zaibach soldiers, I and my pretty hair triumph again!" and Migeul is just like, "Get. Out."

Aww, it sucks to be Chesta. They should really work on forming a union or something. First demand: no more smacking us around because Van wouldn't let you top last night.