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[froodle]

People who think that Murdoch is better than Face are cripples, puppy-eaters and probably French, and they will be damned to an eternal Hell by Liam Neeson for their crimes. So there.

In other news, I do not get the point of Russia. Maybe it's one of those things non-Americans don't understand, but I don't see why they're always the big threat in movies. I mean, why? Russia's crap. Sure, they have loads of palaces and whatever with all that gold bling, but the weather's shit and the general population is poor. All anyone ever does there is drink strong liquor and eat potatoes. It's basically Ireland with less leprechauns.

Russia fails at life.

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[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Well if I'm french then you're german so there.

Does Russia have dragons? or am I thinking of China?

[froodle]

Germans are better than the French.

And no, it's China that has dragons. Also Wales. Russia has... sickles? And hammers, I believe. And those stupid furry womble-hats and weird dances.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Thats true... you're russian then!

Wombles!

[froodle]

That's pretty harsh. But being French is still worse. Frenchy von... French... Person.

You know that the Russian revolutionaries were secretly wombles, right? Wombles dressed as revolutionaries dressed as wombles - it was all very complex and multi-layered.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

......

[froodle]

It's totally true!

Oh whatever, you didn't even know plums existed. I bet you don't believe in Micheal Caine, either.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Sure it is

I can't believe you just said that!

[ajmckay.livejournal.com]

I read your rant on Russia to my mother who looked at my strangely, we clearly don't have the same sense of humor.

[froodle]

I think it's a secret parent rule that they will never fully comprehend their childs' sense of humour. Mine oscillate between "bemused" and "slightly appalled" whenever they listen to a conversation between me and my brothers.

Of course, since many of our conversations end in us establishing the existence of a secret socialist squirrel state, dismissing the existance of Italy as a Liberalist conspiracy to steal Spain's natural orange resources or deciding that the people down the road have been kidnapped and replaced with alien clone spies, that might account for some of it...

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

i think you'll find that ireland never fully managed to merge potatoes and hard liquor together.
the russia thing, james bond totally started it. with his Crafty spyin' ways.

[froodle]

James Bond is stupid. You're stupid. Your whole head is stupid!