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[froodle]

Have you ever had one of those days where you just want to smash your fist into somebody's face and then keep hitting them until they don't even look like a person anymore, just a raw slab of bloodied meat and tattered skin?

...no?

...uh, me neither. *shifty eyes*

Seriously, though. Some people are so fucking stupid, it should be illegal for them to go outside and pollute the world with their fucktardary. It's totally unfair that being wrathful is one of the seven deadlies, but driving someone to blind, murderous rage with your fucking dimwittedness isn't.

Fucking cunt.

Comments

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

The hairdresser?

[froodle]

How did you guess?

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Im clever

[froodle]

Pfft, lie. You didn't even know plums were real.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

*splutter*

[froodle]

*innocent face*

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Clive lover

[froodle]

Uncalled for!

I hope CTP steals your body parts for his perfect Frankenwoman.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

CTP probably wants it to wear licorice underpants as well *bleugh*

[froodle]

...that sound you hear? That was my mind breaking.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Yeah - you didnt have to hear the story!

[froodle]

And yet now I am morbidly curious.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Its best if you dont

[froodle]

It won't be as bad as what I'll imagine if you don't tell me.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Well you will never know will you

[http://users.livejournal.com/_doompixie_/]

Oh thank hell for you. I thought it was just me going crazy today, and then finally someone makes sense!! Fuck you bastardwhores making think theres something wrong with me!! -_-
I think I need to punch Derren Brown in the crotch to make myself feel better.

[froodle]

Punching Derren Brown in the crotch makes the world feel better. At least, all the parts of the world not intimately connected to Derren Brown's manhood, and who cares about those bits anyway?