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[froodle]

You know, I could sit here and complain about how my Fucking Ear Thing has come back just in time to screw up a mock exam, the deadline for a research project, Bonfire Night and my birthday, but instead I will say only this:

Holy shit, Chloe had sex with Jimmy Olsen.

You know, I just... I have no words. I'm gonna go watch Onyx and giggle at how silly Evil Lex is again. "He's thought about killing you all!" I love Silly Evil Lex.

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[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

i was going to tell you but then i thought. WTF it doesnt fucking work! jimmy would be like, 6.

.... oh chloe.

and this is the episode where clark is in trouble for marrying whimsically while clearly in a sexual relationship which of course isnt a problem but as soon as the girls try and get laid its all stern frowns and i regreted it *Sob* (mainly chloe) and i have a face like a horse (just lana)

[froodle]

And he still wears a fucking bowtie! In like, 2004!

In fairness, when he got back Bo and Martha did give him a lecture on the santity of marriage and how, while teleporting floozies are a wonderfully non-whiny break from The Lana, sexy morally ambiguous billionaires tend to get snarky and missile-of-death-launchy when their farmboys play away from home.

Oh Clark, why can't you be more like your father? Bo would never screw around on the cows.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

do you mean behind their backs or....
without their knowledge?

(im sorry. that one was bad. Please Dont Hurt Me!)

[froodle]

You're going to the Special Hell.

Anyway, that would be screwing around with the cows, which we're all aware is the only thing that keeps Bo from despairing over his big semi-retarded alien son.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

will bo be in the special hell? seeing as he commits the acts i merely refered to.

[froodle]

No way. Bo's Bo! He's going to Heaven, naturally.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

your system of heavenly assortment is retarded, it probably got molested by its father as a youngling and has a penchant for porridge-faced darksiders.
i Demand that you cut its hands off. which it also deserves for touching itself while thinking of its sister.

[froodle]

First of all, my system for deciding who goes to Heaven and who spends eternity watching all the Rileyficerous episodes of Buffy is awesome and perfect, so you shut your tiny-haired head before I have to resort to limb-severence and lava.

Secondly, what?! Who got molested by their father? Anakin wasn't around for Luke-molestation, and even if it was, a) it doesn't count when it's done with a roboclaw, and b) nobody would eer molest Luke. It's just too filthy and vile to contemplate. And the rest of that description was some kind of uber-whiny bad-haired super-American Obi-wan hating Anakin/Luke hybrid. And that's just wrong.

Thirdly, you're gay.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

well Clearly you're gayer.
...

...please dont hurt me *cowers pathetically*.

[froodle]

Sir, I do believe that you are gayer than the proverbial March Hare if it was actually Lex in the March Hare's body.

...Awwwwwwwwwwwwww Lexbunny!

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

draw it draw it draw it etc

[froodle]

I'll draw it... but I won't let you see it. Gay Viking.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

you're such a spazboat. vikings are MANLY.
GOD Everyone knows That.

[froodle]

With their lilac shields and hair-braiding. Oh yeah. Rugged.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

i hate you.
so much.
*zimvoice* SO MUCH!

[froodle]

*hugsquish*

Such a cute little alien!

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*squished*
i have a gir. *holds him up*
Gir: Hi!
ooh waffles...

[froodle]

But... why is there bacon in the soap?