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froodleBlergh.
So yesterday the cold that had been looming on the horizon of Froodle Island finally struck in a whirlwind of snot, watery eyes and dry, hacking cough. I had four different people at work ask if I was alright, since I appeared to be hunched over my desk, crying silently onto my keyboard. Fun. So I'm lying in bed feeling sorry for myself, listening to Art Garfunkel and cursing just about everyone in the whole world ever, but mostly Hannah, because this is all her fault and I hope she gets rabies.
And watching Nip/Tuck, of course. Because hating people is fine when you're healthy, but it's difficult to maintain a true Sithly level of rage when you're sneezing and reaching for the tissues every five minutes.
Did I miss something, or did Grace completely vanish after season 1? I don't remember her getting fired. Maybe Christian snapped and killed and ate her. That would be cool.
It's not often that I miss having a TV, but it does kind of annoy me that I won't see the third season until it comes out on DVD. Which means I won't know who the Carver is for like, a year or more. Like everyone, though, I have a theory...
Actually I have a couple.
My first instinct is that it's Sean. I figure the Carver is an alternate personality, someone for Sean to vent all his rage and hatred through. We've seen way back in season 1 that he's not entirely satisfied with his job, his wifeis a stupid annoying bitch has left him, his son is an annoying Micheal Jackson lookalike who winds up being the boytoy of a sexual predator, and in fact isn't his son at all, but the son of his best friend who also stole his pornstar girlfriend, the woman he was having an affair with had terminal cancer and Sean helped her commit suicide, severed heads talk to him and he sees a tattooed drug lord in his bathroom mirror. Is it any suprise he dons a mask and starts cutting on people?
And if anyone is proof that "beauty is a curse on the world", it's Christian. I mean, how many people have tried to mess up his pretty face? How many people has he screwed over because he was just so darn handsome, you couldn't believe he could be such a jerk? He knocked up Julia; he shagged Kimber; he brought Escobar into their lives; he interferes with the way Sean tries to raise Matt; as much as I adore Christian, there's room for a lot of resentment there.
And yes, I'm aware that this theory means Sean cut on his own face. But hey, we've all seen Fight Club, right? It's not the first time we've heard this story.
The only flaw in this (I'm ignoring the scene of Sean lying in bed when the Carver attacks Christian, because I figure if the Carver is Darth Sean, then Jedi Sean goes somewhere in his head when the Carver is acting out his latent desires) is that, well, he's Sean. And if he is a serial rapist and butcher, then how can there be more Nip/Tuck? He'll go to the Crazy House for Boys, and Christian just isn't a strong enough character to carry the show on his own. So, I figure the producers won;t go down that route in the end.
My second theory is that it's Matt. Why? Well, basically because I think he's a whiny little prick and a coward (Cara Fitzgerald, anybody?) and I think he'd be capable of something like this. He spends all that time working in Sean's office, he could have learnt about that drug the Carver uses then. Plus, the Carver gets into Sean's place through Matt's window, and Matt must have some pretty severe Christian-issues himself.
And the third and final theory: it's Liz. I'm basing this purely on the fact that she's an anesthetist and would know what drug to use, combined with her spiel about wanting her baby to be beautiful because beautiful people have a better quality of life.
So yesterday the cold that had been looming on the horizon of Froodle Island finally struck in a whirlwind of snot, watery eyes and dry, hacking cough. I had four different people at work ask if I was alright, since I appeared to be hunched over my desk, crying silently onto my keyboard. Fun. So I'm lying in bed feeling sorry for myself, listening to Art Garfunkel and cursing just about everyone in the whole world ever, but mostly Hannah, because this is all her fault and I hope she gets rabies.
And watching Nip/Tuck, of course. Because hating people is fine when you're healthy, but it's difficult to maintain a true Sithly level of rage when you're sneezing and reaching for the tissues every five minutes.
Did I miss something, or did Grace completely vanish after season 1? I don't remember her getting fired. Maybe Christian snapped and killed and ate her. That would be cool.
It's not often that I miss having a TV, but it does kind of annoy me that I won't see the third season until it comes out on DVD. Which means I won't know who the Carver is for like, a year or more. Like everyone, though, I have a theory...
Actually I have a couple.
My first instinct is that it's Sean. I figure the Carver is an alternate personality, someone for Sean to vent all his rage and hatred through. We've seen way back in season 1 that he's not entirely satisfied with his job, his wife
And if anyone is proof that "beauty is a curse on the world", it's Christian. I mean, how many people have tried to mess up his pretty face? How many people has he screwed over because he was just so darn handsome, you couldn't believe he could be such a jerk? He knocked up Julia; he shagged Kimber; he brought Escobar into their lives; he interferes with the way Sean tries to raise Matt; as much as I adore Christian, there's room for a lot of resentment there.
And yes, I'm aware that this theory means Sean cut on his own face. But hey, we've all seen Fight Club, right? It's not the first time we've heard this story.
The only flaw in this (I'm ignoring the scene of Sean lying in bed when the Carver attacks Christian, because I figure if the Carver is Darth Sean, then Jedi Sean goes somewhere in his head when the Carver is acting out his latent desires) is that, well, he's Sean. And if he is a serial rapist and butcher, then how can there be more Nip/Tuck? He'll go to the Crazy House for Boys, and Christian just isn't a strong enough character to carry the show on his own. So, I figure the producers won;t go down that route in the end.
My second theory is that it's Matt. Why? Well, basically because I think he's a whiny little prick and a coward (Cara Fitzgerald, anybody?) and I think he'd be capable of something like this. He spends all that time working in Sean's office, he could have learnt about that drug the Carver uses then. Plus, the Carver gets into Sean's place through Matt's window, and Matt must have some pretty severe Christian-issues himself.
And the third and final theory: it's Liz. I'm basing this purely on the fact that she's an anesthetist and would know what drug to use, combined with her spiel about wanting her baby to be beautiful because beautiful people have a better quality of life.
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Date: 2005-10-10 11:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-10-11 04:40 pm (UTC)At lunch today, one of my friends suggested that the Carver might be Merril; I mean, he did try to cut Christian's face off. I just don't see Merril being... not so much the craziness, but the organisation. I don't see him as that calculated.