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[froodle]

There is a guy on my course whose name I cannot recall, but who is forever emblazoned in my mind as the guy who said "Cricket" when the property law lecturer asked what environmental issues a potential homebuyer would look into, and hinted that it had been on the news a lot recently. For this reason, I call him Cricket. He looks kinda like Lindsey McDonald but with better hair. I keep looking at him and wondering if he has ickle tattooes under his clothes. Then I wonder if he has a stalker's shrine to Angel in his bedroom.

I think the answer is yes.

Comments

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

You fancy him don't you!!

[froodle]

I.. no! I would never! Not with Lindsey!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

What about with cricket then?

[froodle]

He is Lindsey. It would be... inappropriate. Besides, what if he has an evil hand that he just can't control?

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Would that be a problem?

[froodle]

Well yeah. You want to try dating a man who, in addition to being short, Texan and evil, has a hand that exists only to grope David Boreanaz?

...We'd have fights over who got to grope him first.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you would win, besides think of the make up sex

[froodle]

But no! Because it's Lindsey! You just... you can't go around shagging Lindsey if you're not Angel. And even then, you still can't, because then we wouldn't get to laugh at Lindsey and his poor sad unrequited crush.

Actually, you know what would work? Fake!Mr Darcy and Lindsey.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I quite like Lindsey though!

ooh now that works!

[froodle]

I like him to laugh at when bad things happen to him. Seriously, his hand getting cut off? Running Angel over with the Pickup Truck of Unrequited Love and Angel smashing his fake hand with a sledge hammer? The fact that his replacement hand was evil and called Steve? The tattoos vanishing exactly at the right time for the Senior Partners to find him? Getting killed by Lorne? Comedy gold, I tell you.

See, Fake!Mr Darcy/Lindsey is ideal because Fake!Mr Darcy is already the poor man's version of Angel, and we have seen that Lindsey is desperate enough to get close to Angel that he'll sleep with Angel's sloppy seconds (Three times!), so this will be like a dream come true for him. And Fake!Mr Darcy... well, much like Batbale, I can't help thinking that he'd be a lot more even-tempered if someone gave him a damn good spelunking every once in a while,

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I see you've thought about this then!

Nice reasoning