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[froodle]

On my break at work, I like to race kettles. We have two in the break room, and sometimes I fill them up and see which one boils fastest. Sometimes I cheat and put more water in one than the other, and I like to imagine the loser kettle crying because I've deliberately sabotaged him.

Because in my world, kettles have genders.

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[saiyuki-goku.livejournal.com]

Froodle? You never fail to amaze and confound. Yet, so cruel...how...how could you do that to a kettle?

[froodle]

I hate that kettle. The filter always falls out when I'm trying to pour from it. It deserves everything that it gets.