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[froodle]

in the new gravity rush game theres a time trial where you have to deliver all these newspapers within a time limit and i am so fucking bad at it, im legit just flailing about in the air and tossing out papers randomly. i never had a paper route as a kid and im glad because i would have been such a failure.

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[misura.livejournal.com]

... But I think you can take as long as you want on a real paper route, and also: if gaming experience is an accurate reflection of real life skills, why am I not a wildly successful zoo owner / millionaire / adventurer / wizard yet?

(I freely confess to being generally terrible at time trials, so I avoid any games to do with 'time management'. Why can't I just take a few hours to grow/build stuff?)

[froodle]

if gaming experience translated into real life then i am just straight up a monster; i have massacred every sims family i ever had, i drop concrete donkeys on worms and altho im probably not that bad by the general standards of GTA players, i have burned, electrocuted, rocket launcher'd and straight up shot MILLIONS.

[misura.livejournal.com]

A potentially terrifying career criminal is you? ;)

(I should probably include 'mass murderer' on my list, too, although it was always in defense of something or another? Or uh because it was The Mission?)

... Concrete donkeys?

[froodle]

terrifying, yes, but probably not terribly successful as a career criminal given my tendancy to die constantly.

The Mission is totally a valid excuse. probably. in-game it is. definitly.

concrete donkeys were a cheat weapon you could get on the PC version of worms - basically this donkey statue that took up half the screen and just smashed through everything until it fell out of sight taking the bulk of your opponents worm army with it. and it was hilarious.



concrete donkeys