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[froodle]

Mike is playing Bioshock, and there's a level where the miniboss is this insane plastic surgeon, and when you finally track him down and the fight starts, he's screaming about how his patients are too fat, too tall, too symmetrical, and then he sees you and starts yelling about how ugly you are while attacking you.

And it's disturbing how much similarity it has with the latest adverts for Tracey Bell, a local chain of "Dental and Aesthetic Medical Clinics".