ugh

[froodle]

mandatory family fun health and safety picnic is today, ugh. no, i didnt make up the title, or the fact that its mandatory. historically I havent ever been a mean drunk, but then historically i dont drink alcohol or indeed spend any free time with people I hate, either.

and staying sober is just going to make it worse, because I AM mean sober, when my sober state coincides with me being forced to hang out in a carpark behind work, with portaloos right next to a bbq and, again, surrounded by people I would cheerfully murder if I was guaranteed to get off scott-free.

if you dont hear from me in the next few days, assume I never made it past the tall electrified volleyball nets, and avenge me. or im in jail.

fuck this place.

Comments

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

:(

[froodle]

did not hit a single soul! did walk off in the middle of the mds stupid speech and return passive agressively eatng ribs, tho.

[eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com]

passive aggressive rib eating sounds like an excellent life choice

[diello.livejournal.com]

Make it so no one will ever want it to be mandatory again. I believe in you!

[froodle]

made it home without throwing any punches, yay! there was bunting with shit about how we were a big family that looked after each other and apparently I stood for ten minutes holding my glass, shaking my head and muttering "fucking hell" over and over. I was barely drunk at that point, just really disgusted.