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[froodle]

I've been approximately 137% done with this fuck of a day since 9.30 this morning. Fuck self-aggrandizing, finger-pointing douchebags. Fuck them in the face with a rusty, unlubricated chainsaw.

I do eight direct debit runs a day, and I've fucked up one on 17th of September, and one on 10th June, and that merits a fucking email to my supervisor stating that I, personally, have caused £26k in unpaid bills because "the direct debit process was not completed correctly on two occaisons."

TWO OCCASIONS. Out of 603 runs, I fucked up two of them. Yet it took you three and a half months to notice your balance sheet was out by twenty six grand, and I'm the fuckup?! Stick my fist, you fucking cunt.

There's a right way and a wrong way to tell someone they've made a mistake, and all your fucking method has achieved is to cause the profanity filter on the work email to have a meltdown.

And yet if I was to stab this fuckwit in the groin, I'd be the crazy one. Jesus.

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[itsjustc.livejournal.com]

Stupid fuckards! You could always learn hypnotism and then talk him into stabbing himself in the groin and then deny every being anywhere in the vicinity.

I got my one and only verbal warning for something very similar. I used to develop 1,500 rolls of film a day and in jan I accidentally put a finger nail Mark on one of the rolls of film. In October 10 months later I did it again and they told me off. I argued my case saying they should have followed procedure and just told me about it so I could have cut my nails or something. Anyway I put up with the place and their ignorant stupidity for another 6 months and then got another job and enjoyed telling them I was leaving.

On a lighter note I had to sign a declaration at the end of a form for the council yesterday that said 'if I am found to have given correct or complete information I will be prosecuted' Ive been really dying to get in touch with them and tell them their mistake! Ijets!

[froodle]

ugh its a good thing that asshole is based in jersey otherwise there might have been an ill advised outburst of swearing amd stabbery.

my actual immediate work environment is pretty decent, but we do the admin work for all 3 channel islands and jersey especially loves pissing on the rest of us. still it makes me feel better when my supervisor reads the email over my shoulder, rolls his eyes and mutters "oh fuck off."