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Jun. 6th, 2013 09:46 amI want to be Adrian Veidt just so that every time somebody tries to tell me stuff I don't care about (ie anything that is not about shiny, jangley things or things I can put in my mouth) I can yell "NO, YOU LISTEN!" and then follow it up with some random, probably untrue fact about Alexander the Great, and everyone will be like, "Well, I'm pretty sure that had nothing to do with what we were talking about, but you're wearing a tiara in a totally non-ironic way so you must be pretty fierce."
And I'll be like, "FUCK YEAH BITCHES I'M OZYMANDIAS AND I MAKE MY SECRETARY DRESS TO MATCH ME EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY!" Except all classy and educated, 'cause I'll be Adrian Veidt.
...I have no idea what this post was about.
And I'll be like, "FUCK YEAH BITCHES I'M OZYMANDIAS AND I MAKE MY SECRETARY DRESS TO MATCH ME EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY!" Except all classy and educated, 'cause I'll be Adrian Veidt.
...I have no idea what this post was about.
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