I am not at all suprised that this is a recognized Google search.
I should probably have clarified that this wasn't a request for Joseph Gordon Levitt to be a eunuch or a girl or anything - I'm perfectly happy for him to run around *having* a penis, I just don't ever want to have to see or touch it.
Basically I just want to watch Joseph Gordon Levitt wear waistcoats and look at things disapprovingly, while having absolutely no sexual contact with him whatsoever.
Watch "Mysterious Skin". But don't come crying to me if your flesh creeps right off your bones (not, I stress, due to Joseph Gordon Levitt's penis, but because the movie is basically Lolita with dudes).
Ugh, I know! It's wonderfully written, beautifully shot and fantastically acted, and I never, ever want to see it again because the subject matter is so far outside my comfort zone, even discussing it enough to explain why I didn't like it skeeves me out.
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Date: 2013-05-24 01:35 am (UTC)If you know of where I might see it so that I can make an informed decision then please send me a link :)
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Date: 2013-05-24 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-24 04:45 pm (UTC)I should probably have clarified that this wasn't a request for Joseph Gordon Levitt to be a eunuch or a girl or anything - I'm perfectly happy for him to run around *having* a penis, I just don't ever want to have to see or touch it.
Basically I just want to watch Joseph Gordon Levitt wear waistcoats and look at things disapprovingly, while having absolutely no sexual contact with him whatsoever.
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Date: 2013-05-24 04:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-25 03:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-05-30 07:38 pm (UTC)