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[froodle]

I don't want to come off like a racist prick or whatever, but.am I the only.one who has issues.with the basic premise.of Warm Bodies? I.just.don't think zombies.and humans should get romanticly involved with each other.

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[froggie.livejournal.com]

das racis

no.

All I could think during the beginning of that movie was GANGRENEGANGRENEGANGRENE. Oh my god gangrene. Least sexy smell probably in existence in the history of ever.

But then there was a makeover scene and I just about died because this movie what even

[froodle]

When i was at uni, one of.my housemates had a.package of.sandwich ham that he kept in the fridge for.the whole year we lived there. The night before we moved out, he opened it. The memory of that sweaty moldy pig smell still ocvaisonaly makes.me gag in the sandwich filer aisle at the supermarket. And that, my friend, is.what sex with a zombie.would.smell like.

But.how can you "make over" a zombie? Surely the.skin would slide off wheb you tried to blend thefoundation OH GOD JUST MADE MYSELF SICK IN THE MOUTH.

[froggie.livejournal.com]

Well I guess it was ok because he was a ~*~*~*sexy zombie~*~*~*

idk he was mostly just a really, really crusty goth.

I mean the guy who played him looks like this

http://www.shineon-media.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/warmbodies-trailer-111312.jpg

I mean come on. Just a sad (cute) goth.

Who probably smells like the worst kind of ham death.

[froodle]

A sad goth who eats brains! I get a little bit wigged by bloodplay, in fanfiction, I'm definately not open-minded enough to allow brain-eating in the bedroom. Plus no amount of Febreeze is going to hide corpse-BO.

[shirleyann66.livejournal.com]

Didn't you and I once have a conversation wondering how that would even work? Body parts falling off at the most inconvenient (ew!) time, etc., etc.; considering there's no blood flow, how would he even get it up?

Froggie made a good point too about gangrene and the smell - hadn't really considered that part of it before...

*eeeewwwwwww*

[froodle]

I am pretty sure we did, in the context if.another book where a.zombie had a human girlfriend. I have occaisonally heard.stories about people losing a condom or a.diaphram up there - it would.be so much worse.loaing.a fragment of.zombie-peen inside.you. Pretty sure.it would.make toxic shock look like a day at the beach!


Bottom line, I am probably NOT going to see this.movie...

[ftrbestseller.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm in the middle of reading the book, and for all intents and purposes, it's a dark comedy (and well-written, to boot). I want a chance to see the movie to see how well it's executed visually.

[froodle]

What can I say, I'm a hater. Always hating on the zoms. Crawling out of their graves, taking our women...