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froodleGuess who is the jammiest of jammy cows? Yup, that would be me.
So today, I finally gave up the illusion of having a mobile phone that isn't a complete piece of poo, and faced the long march down to the Link to buy a new one. £80, wasted! I hate Samsung. And 02. And mobile phones in general and my reliance on mine in particular. Blah-blah, phones, blah.
Mission of wasting money on crap I need but do not want over, I opt to complete a much more exciting mission of wasting money on crap I want but do not need, starting with a DVD version of Usual Suspects, moving on to an incredibly flouncy tulle skirt with black and purple lace (Yay!), stopping by the petshop to pick up Thlaylisnacks and gaze in adoration at the new black Lionhead bunny they have in (so cute! I very nearly bought him, but I couldn't carry my flouncy skirt and a box full o' Bunneh), being foiled in my attempts to find an Angel puppet in every comic/merchandise related store in Leeds (boo!) and finally, Finally, hitting up the charity shops in search of shiny new reading material.
And there, sitting innocently on the shelves among Clive Barker paperbacks and dog-earred Mills and Boons, is Susan Kay's Phantom for 95p.
Today has been a good day.
So today, I finally gave up the illusion of having a mobile phone that isn't a complete piece of poo, and faced the long march down to the Link to buy a new one. £80, wasted! I hate Samsung. And 02. And mobile phones in general and my reliance on mine in particular. Blah-blah, phones, blah.
Mission of wasting money on crap I need but do not want over, I opt to complete a much more exciting mission of wasting money on crap I want but do not need, starting with a DVD version of Usual Suspects, moving on to an incredibly flouncy tulle skirt with black and purple lace (Yay!), stopping by the petshop to pick up Thlaylisnacks and gaze in adoration at the new black Lionhead bunny they have in (so cute! I very nearly bought him, but I couldn't carry my flouncy skirt and a box full o' Bunneh), being foiled in my attempts to find an Angel puppet in every comic/merchandise related store in Leeds (boo!) and finally, Finally, hitting up the charity shops in search of shiny new reading material.
And there, sitting innocently on the shelves among Clive Barker paperbacks and dog-earred Mills and Boons, is Susan Kay's Phantom for 95p.
Today has been a good day.
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Date: 2005-04-15 02:10 am (UTC)also. if you had a cow that made milk with half its udders and jam with the other half you'd get some interesting drinks.
Curse you genetics! Move Faster!
aww so cute. your charity shops actually sell mills and boon. ironic i know, but ive never seen one.
oh And! i nearly bought you a hat today too. it had feathers in it but then i smelt it and though im sure you smell much the same i did not want same smell in my house.
smelly.
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Date: 2005-04-15 12:09 pm (UTC)We could make a jam-o-meter from the remains of my Gaydar. It broke when I tried to test the Gayosity of a testtube containing the DNA of Simon, Raoul, Lindsey and... that other guy that we always say is gay but whose name I cannot at present recall. Might have been Sean Bean.
Also I knocked the testtube over and now I have a patch of skin on the back of my hand that is gayer than all the other skin. It keeps trying to get me to moisturize. Damn gays.
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Date: 2005-04-15 10:24 pm (UTC)YAY. and i think you mean sharpe. bean is a studly mofo.
what colour is the skin? translucent and fragile? slightly glowy or glittery?
heh.. glitter solves everything.
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Date: 2005-04-15 10:36 pm (UTC)The skin is kinda pink and sparkly. I think there may have been a little Essense of Orlaris in there too.
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Date: 2005-04-15 10:45 pm (UTC)because god hates you because you're irish.
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Date: 2005-04-15 10:59 pm (UTC)Heh, no masturbation scene goodness for You!
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Date: 2005-04-15 11:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-15 11:10 pm (UTC)And shut up about the bloody rats!
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Date: 2005-04-16 07:24 pm (UTC)wait. they're Bloody now!? GODAMNITERIK your sickness knows No Bounds!
*imagines ickle rat with kinky whip*
heeheeehee
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Date: 2005-04-16 07:46 pm (UTC)Just when I think you can't get any more perverse, you drag S&M ratsexin' into the conversation.
Truly, you are a dirty little Vicomte. Oh yes.
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Date: 2005-04-16 07:48 pm (UTC)and i quote
"naughty erik. oh yes."
A. Rat
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Date: 2005-04-16 07:49 pm (UTC)