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[froodle]

Just got porn spam promising me an erection "so hard it can break an egg." Exactly how hard does one have to be in order to break an egg? My feeling is that an egg-breaking hard-on is nothing to brag about, but then, I haven't done a lot of research into the comparative tensile strength of eggs vs dicks, so perhaps I am misinformed.

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[itsjustc.livejournal.com]

I once got a spam letter through the post when I was in the other flat telling me that I had won a free (min 6mx6m) kitchen extension. All I had to do was fill in the form accepting the prize and send it back to them. so I filled it in and sent it back with the message. 'Thank you for letting me know I have won this prize. I look forward with eagerness to you starting the project, and can't wait to see to see what the finished extension looks like on my 11th floor flat!'

[froodle]

It would have been awesome if it was real, though - you could have a kitchen on stilts!