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[froodle]

Oh, you have GOT to be fucking kidding me. Get home from work and the Hen has emptied the fucking fridge-freezer, there are melting stacks of food all over the kitchen and he's clucking and pecking and acting like this is anything other than a deliberately engineered disaster in which he ruins masses of food that he didn't pay for, pisses everyone off and renders the kitchen unusable. He's also just used half a bottle of MY shower-gel as a substitute fo Fairy Liquid, rather than just going to the fucking Co-Op.

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[incandescens]

Gah. How stupid of him, and what a way to be an inconvenience to the entire household. I hope everyone jumps on him.

[froodle]

He has clearly done it on purpose, and now the kitchen looks worse than it did before because everyone is (rightly) refusing to clean up his mess. He was henning and penning yesterday about the fact that there are four open jars of mayo in there, and refusing to grasp the concept that there are seven people in this house and we don't all like the same flavour mayo, you dick. I think he's trying to annoy us all so we move out and he can move his new girlfiend in, but it's going to backfire because all he's done is start a kind of cold war in which we all join forces against him and steal all his corn.