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[froodle]

I am wearing Hayley's Guns and Roses t-shirt as I write this. I don't even like Guns and Roses, I just stole it off the laundry pile because it was soft and a nice colour. Her boobs are bigger than mine and the shirt doesn't fit quite right and it is making me jealous. I'm going to get deodourant stains on it to teach her not to have bigger boobs than me. She needs to learn her boob-place in this house.