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[froodle]

(originally posted on Dreamwidth due to LJ going full-retard again earlier)

Johnny and Hayley are going to a bad-taste-themed costume party at the weekend, and invited Lee to come along with them.

Lee: Do I need a costume?
Johnny: You don't have to have one.
Hayley: We're wearing costumes but probably about half the people who show up don't.
Lee: What are you going as?
Johnny: I'm going as the Twin Towers - I've painted a cardboard box to look like the towers and I've glued a couple of planes sticking out of them and I'm getting some little lego men and putting them on strings and hanging them down the side so they look like they're falling.
Lee: *stunned silence*
Johnny: Ask Hayley what she's going as.
Lee: What are you-
Hayley: I'll give you a hint: beehive wig, wiggle dress, streaky eyeliner, patent leather platform heels, and a needle sticking out of my arm.
Lee: Um...
Hayley: DEAD AMY WINEHOUSE.
Johnny: I can't believe you didn't get that.
Lee: *has no words*
Hayley: So, do you want to come with us?
Lee: Won't people be offended-
Johnny: It's a bad taste party, not a wussy respect-peoples-feelings party.
The Prawn: *walks in* Alright Lee?
Lee: *subdued wave*
The Prawn: What's up with you?
Hayley: Johnny broke your cousin.
The Prawn: Twin Towers or Dead Amy Winehouse?
Lee: Both.
The Prawn: I'm going as Micheal Jackson's corpse.
Johnny: Laaaaaammmmmmmmeeeeee. Nobody cares about Dead Micheal Jackson anymore.
The Prawn: Maybe I'll go as Dead Mister Jingles.
Johnny: That's not funny, that's fucking offensive. You're a disgrace.
Lee: ...I'm going to the beach. See you guys in a bit!
Johnny: There's something wrong with that kid.