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[froodle]

Grr!

Why do people insist on bringing their horrible, noisy children into bookshops? There should be some kind of rule that lets me push heavily-laden bookcases onto inconsiderate breeders and their wailing crotchfruit. And laugh. Heartily and with youthful abandon. And possibly kick their broken bodies with the viciousness born of listening to their infernal screeching for half an hour.

Now I have a headache, and I couldn't find a copy of the Last Unicorn soundtrack anywhere. Grumble.

In other news, the zip on my boot is broken. Le sadness. On the plus side, tying it on with the laces seems to be working well.

Comments

[enednoviel.livejournal.com]

Um... I have the soundtrack. Let me know whether you want to have it.

[froodle]

*high pitched squealy noise only dogs can hear*

OMG that would be so cool! Thank you!

[enednoviel.livejournal.com]

No problem. Mail me via ambersky @ gmx.de and we'll find a solution. ;)

[crimsonrhapsody.livejournal.com]

crotchfruit
XD
But I know the feeling and it sux. Especially when you finally find the manga you want but don't have the money for it so you want to read it in the bookstore and the children just won't shut up
coughahem

so yes, well (hands over shoelaces)

[froodle]

Oh yes. And especially when the bookstore has a Starbucks in it and you can't even enjoy your fiver's worth of coffee and cake in peace and all you can hear is Moomie screeching at Snotleigh and Bratley and you just want to stab them in the face with your plastic fork.

Ahem. I'm totally sane, by the way.

*shiftyeyes*

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*cough* absolutely true *cough*

[froggie.livejournal.com]

"There should be some kind of rule that lets me push heavily-laden bookcases onto inconsiderate breeders and their wailing crotchfruit. And laugh. Heartily and with youthful abandon. And possibly kick their broken bodies with the viciousness born of listening to their infernal screeching for half an hour."

AMEN TO THAT. And...CROTCHFRUIT? *snickers like a madwoman* I do believe you are my hero for that little phrase alone. I think I shall spread the love of that phrase.

And little screaming kids are just fucking gross. They should have "off" buttons.

[froodle]

Oh, but they do have off-buttons. It's just that they're located in their throats and parents tend to get upset if you stab them there.

[lailomeiel.livejournal.com]

bookstores should have a secluded section exclusive for kids... they can be a nuisance to serious readers.....

[rageboxalice.livejournal.com]

*smiles* The thing to keep in mind is that the kids are only doing what they learned will get them whatever it is they want. The fault lies with the parents for not teaching them better. Raised properly, children can actually be very quiet and calm, but most people can't be arsed to actually raise their kids. They just let them do whatever, give them anything they want, and then get upset when the kid becomes a teenager, and *gasp* won't listen to a word their parents say!

I believe violence should be restricted to the asshats that don't do anything to shut their kids up once they start screaming/crying/whatever. Or better yet, keep them from crying in the first place. It's just lazy not to.