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Sep. 4th, 2009 02:01 amI would just like to point out that, although I do in fact own the Lair, I did not force anyone to sit there and watch it for ten fucking hours, so Snithy, how about you just admit that you loved it as much as Zac Efron loves cock and go and buy Dante's Cove like the no-taste-having failotron you are?
(For the record though, the Lair is a little bit beautiful. It definately needs hotter actors - when the best looking guy is the random newspaper bunny who doesn't even show up until season two, you've got casting problems - but Colin is fucking awesome when he stops trying to be a villian and just concentrates on being, well, basically Mark from Ugly Betty if Mark was a not-very-scary vampire witch who worked in a not-very-good sex club. Also when he gets staked, he explodes into glitter. I bet Damien doesn't fucking glitter. He just sits behind the wall and cries like the big gay baby he is.)
(For the record though, the Lair is a little bit beautiful. It definately needs hotter actors - when the best looking guy is the random newspaper bunny who doesn't even show up until season two, you've got casting problems - but Colin is fucking awesome when he stops trying to be a villian and just concentrates on being, well, basically Mark from Ugly Betty if Mark was a not-very-scary vampire witch who worked in a not-very-good sex club. Also when he gets staked, he explodes into glitter. I bet Damien doesn't fucking glitter. He just sits behind the wall and cries like the big gay baby he is.)