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[froodle]

So, no thanks to you bunch of losers, I managed to find out what the deal with slutty frockcoat-wearing Mitchell was - it's a TV adaptation of Desperate Romantics, a book which, by the way, totally does not feature enough Romantic-era debauchery for my liking.

But anyway, I got hold of the first episode, and oh my God, he's so slutty! I want to cover him in butter, put him between two slices of bread and make him into a slut sandwich. He will taste like pure, unadulterated pretty.