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[froodle]

Soo... I got back from seeing Phantom for the third time today. Obsessed? Me? Nooo. Jess wanted to. All her fault. Yes. Bad Jessica. Alan and James were there too, but they don't count because they had nothing to add to the conversation and James was sulking because we compared him to Raoul. Afterwards we were discussing the Age Old Question of whether we'd pick Erik or Raoul at the end of the film:

Jess: Well, it's not like choosing between a fop and a psychopath is much of a choice... but probably Raoul. You?
Me: Oh, Erik, definatly. I mean, Raoul shoots kitties.
Jess: Erik's a murderer.
Me: But he doesn't shoot kitties! Plus, Raoul's about as interesting as dry toast. At least with Erik, I wouldn't be bored.
Jess: Only because you'd constantly be looking out for his Stranglin' Rope(TM)! Plus, I bet life with Erik would get boring eventually. I mean, every time you had a fight, he'd say it was because of his face and start screeching.
Me: HAH! Yeah, I can just imagine that: I'd be all, 'Erik, can you take those dead bodies out of the torture chamber, please?' And he'd be like, 'BITCH! I'm writing my opera!' and I'd be all, 'OMG No Sexing for you tonight!' and he's be like "WAAAAHHHH OMG you hate me because of my face!" and start crying and then I'd feel guilty.
Jess: And you'd have to get rid of the corpses AND give him guilt-sexin'.
Me: Nah, I'd totally tell him to fuck off and play with his monkey.
Jess: He'll just screech about his face until you give in. He's totally a manipulator. And I bet he'd never take you anywhere.
Me: Urgh, yeah. Anniversaries... at the opera. Birthdays... at the opera.
Jess: Christmas... at the opera.
Me: Only his mask would have ickle Reindeer horns, so that would be quite fun.
Jess: Nah, he'd probably think it was a hint that you'd cuckolded him or something. Whiny prick.
Me: Oh God, he's like the male equivilent of those girls who are always going on about how fat they are and demanding reassurance from their boyfriends.
Jess: Yeah, only at least guys can say "You're not fat" because they're generally not, but it's not like you can say "Oh Erik, there's totally nothing wrong with your face, I mean, it's not like you're hideously scarred and have to wear a mask or anythi- Oops."
Me: *sigh* No Phantom sexin' for me tonight.
Jess: Hah, see? Raoul never denies me sexin'.
Me: Yeah, but Eriksexin' is better. He's a genius.
Jess: He's a psychopath.
Me: Raoul shoots kitties.

And so it went on.

Comments

[liar-xx.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* XD

Only his mask would have ickle Reindeer horns, so that would be quite fun

That's quite a cute image, actually ^.^

[froodle]

And it would have tiny gold bells on, so he jingled in a festive manner. Except Raoul would probably think it was a cat collar and shoot at him. Because Raoul. Shoots. Kitties.

[liar-xx.livejournal.com]

And that's just wrong *disapproves*

Really...who wouldn't love a fdestive!Phantom?

[froodle]

Yeah, bad Raoul! No cookie for you. Get in the Reject Bin.

Aww, now I want an Erik doll and he'll have a little Santa hat and reindeer horns and... and... a holly motif on his mask!

Erik: You can't see it behind the mask, but I am glaring at you SO HARD right now.

[liar-xx.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Mistletoe will have to be involved somewhere, if only for tradition's sake...

[froodle]

Deelyboppers with a sprig of mistletoe. Or possibly as a buttonhole flower, because otherwise you'd have to choose between the deelyboppers and the reindeer antlers.

[iwakura.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*
Ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.
Christmas at the opera.
Sorry, that just totally made my day.

[froodle]

And of course, you wouldn't get turkey. You couldn't even get rat, because there's a risk Erik might decide to stick them down his pants.

[froggie.livejournal.com]

*laughs like a madwoman*

I found that whole movie to be rather funny...

[froodle]

There were parts that were really good and made my skin prickle, but there were also points where I had to put both hands over my mouth to stifle my "OMGSOCHEEZEH!" laughter.

[froggie.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

I liked how the Phantom had his own freaking BATCAVE. And can you say CANDLE FETISH? Jeesus...

I think that Raoul liked being tied up by the Phantom. A LOT. I will also add that that's one of the few parts of the movie I remember XD

stranglin' rope-->rope-->bondage? Erik's into that? Eep!

[froodle]

I think that Raoul liked being tied up by the Phantom. A LOT.

Oh, he was totally hot for Erik. *nodnod* Or, perhaps, I just thought that scene was totally hot. Not that I would ever... with the stranglin' rope...

[neonkitty.livejournal.com]

Me: Oh, Erik, definatly. I mean, Raoul shoots kitties.

BOOK-READER!! ::points::

You're awesome. :3

My choice? Erik. Hands-down. Raoul's a priss. >>;

[froodle]

*in voice of Invader Zim*

Yes. Yes I am.

And totally Erik. I'll take my chances with the Stranglin' Rope over a filthy kitty-shooter any day.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

rats. trousers.
nuff said.

[froodle]

I hate you So Much right now.

*LICK*

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

you know when alucard gets So shot in ep 1 and basically falls apart. then gets up again and is all tonguepoke and he makes a leery noise at the same time. that noise is ME, Right Now.

*mockings*
rattrouserboy: *tear*

Re: *LICK*

[froodle]

...okay, I watched the English version, and on mine, he just makes this ghey breathing noise like some kind of La Flobadora in an exam.

Mentioning no names, of course.

Re: *LICK*

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

curse you. see the incomprehensible subs. its such a perfect noise with the obscenity of the tongue... i may be making this up...


*thankfully distracted by turkey bursting open*

turkey: ...ahh sweet merciful death... *used to belong to erik*

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

you know, when you say, "he's totally a manipulator" i very much expect the follow on, but lets give him an "XTREME makeover" anyway, we'll treat the burny crap with lasers and the rat thing with some sort of gaybomb.. etc.

not that i would ever accuse you of being one who would host a show that promotes such nazi-ish "beauty" preying on the lack of self-confidence in the "ugly" and advertising the "positive" "effects" of "surgery" on the "poor"
"never"
"*shifty*"



...Punctuation is Fun!

[froodle]

First of all, if you'd read it properly, you'd see it was Jess who said he was manipulative (which he is). Secondly, since when does calling someone on being a manipulator equate with hosting some retarded makeover show? Do you even know what manipulator means?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

the word just reminded me of those ghey chatshows where they're all my husband beat me for eighty years but now i is free cause he's run off with some 14 year old. and then the ex-husband-beater person comes on and is all. omg yous such a manipulator and the host is all we's giving you a XTREME makeover to make up (HAHA) for the years of suffering cause yous so brave omg and this 20 stone american WOMYN in hotpants and a bikini top is taught how to dress and apply makeup just like the people who run the show so she can return to a RELAYSHUNSHIP and be all "i can lyke totally care 4 mi HUSBANDE cause i no how 2 order takeout. LOL"

and i am left flailing desperately for the remote but am at the time ill so cannot reach without leaving the warming goodness of my duvet and must hide like some kind of nekkid-mole-rat under the (only slightly) pink duvet with my breaking copy of "Brave New World" till the daytime tv is over.

and yeah it was jess OMG I'S SORRY!!!000!!

[froodle]

Dude. No way people on daytime TV can use a word like manipulator. That's the province of people who can like, read.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

ooooh.

OKTHEN! is "user" alright?

[froodle]

User and manipulator aren't the same thing, though.