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Hah! I just got an email in my Spam folder with the subject line, "Eeeeeerection problems? URGYAR solves!" It's so awesome, it sounds like some angry club-wielding horn-hat-wearing barbarian named Urgyar has come to our world to fight erectile dysfunction. He could be a new superhero. He shoots little blue pills from his eyes! When you see him, you get a massive hard-on! Yes, even you, ladies.

Maybe there could even be a crossover with my other imaginary comic book character, King Gas. His superpower is kind of Power Rangers-like - form of EXORTIONATE PRICE HIKES! Shape of SHITTY BILLING SYSTEM THAT DOESN'T WORK! Unite to form RIDICULOUSLY HIGH DIRECT DEBIT AMOUNT!

...in case you're wondering, I still hate my job.

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