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[froodle]

Just got back from the doctors. Apparently, source of earpain is neither ear cancer or a nest of spiders, but an infection caused by water getting in my ear.

*sobs*

I knew my love of bathing with hobbitsoap would one day bring me pain. Curse you, hobbitsoap! Curse yooooooooooooooooooou!

Ahem, anyway. Have been to pharmacy to pick up prescription and yet more pain killers, and to smoothie shop for liquid honey and oats goodness:

Otomize ear spray: £6.40
Breakfast boost smoothie: £1.95
Knowing for certain that I don't have spiders nesting in my ear: Priceless

Comments

[aionarap (ancient god of unwanted truth)]

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

the doctor, is lying.
do you honestly believe that Water, of all things, of all Clean things could cause an infection.
water doesnt have legs,
hairy black multijointed legs. it cant crawl inside your ear and start laying eggs.
it doesnt have freakish amounts of eyes, water is clean, water is good.
Water cant break the skin and infect your blood.
spiders can.


spiders can be washed out by water.
the doctor doesnt want you getting better, he wants your body for medical experiments.
he's leaving the spider in there and preventing you from getting rid of it with soothing cleansing Water.

obviously, i dont care, if you want to believe that healthy clean water has broken the skin inside your ear and has ... somehow infected you with whatever the sterilised and antibacterialised water of England carries, then by all means, do so.
but to believe such a stretch of the imagination, just because a stressed and overworked man wears a lab coat and changes his title, no. at least have a good reason.
you're at university and you dont care about the subject you're learning. what is it a doctor needs? 60% pass and none of that ethics.

most of them are in it for the nurses anyway.
or the corpses.
maybe he doesnt want it for experiments, or at least, not Medical experiments.

isnt there some way you could find out for yourself? just to be certain.
but dont trust me. im not called Doctor.

[/aionarap (ancient god of unwanted truth]

Re: [aionarap (ancient god of unwanted truth)]

[froodle]

do you honestly believe that Water, of all things, of all Clean things could cause an infection?

Do you honestly believe that the water in Leeds is clean?

Oh wait, I forgot. You're going to Chester to do Art. Therefore you get the double-retard stamp, and all rights to an opinion confiscated.

the doctor doesnt want you getting better, he wants your body for medical experiments.

Silly Hex, organ-harvesting is for Muraki. Things like that don't happen in England. Or outside of anime. (Unlike the events in Hellsing, which are totally real. Totally. I sent my CV off to section XIII today. Took me ages)

Besides, both his eyes were normal and he didn't molest his wineglass. I checked.

And I don't know about medicine, but it's a 40% pass rate for law.

Seriously.

I hate Leeds.

Re: [aionarap (ancient god of unwanted truth)]

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*WTFSTABKICKOMGSTFU*

why would you send your CV off to iscariot?
FILTHYPROTESTANTOMGSTFU

and how would you check that he didnt molest his winglass? did he even HAVE a wineglass?

i declare the above response BOLLOCKS and unamerican, im lyke totally getting you fbied

Re: [aionarap (ancient god of unwanted truth)]

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

fucking leeds (http://www.deanesmay.com/posts/1091966536.shtml)

*mocks that you have to live there*

*does not live there nor has ever been*

*does not know what it is like and is too busy molestin' wineglasses to care*

CHAINSAWOMGWTF