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Oct. 3rd, 2005 10:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleThere's a new guy at work called Giles. Seriously. At first I thought he was messing around, but no, that's actually his first name. There are no words to describe how awesome that is. We also have a guy whose last name is Lister, but he always uses Mark at work, so that's no fun. Alexis and I are now on a quest to collect the entire cast of Buffy, even if it means cheating and "accidently" writing Angel instead of Angela on a call log. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of viable alternatives for Buffy, but we're optimists at heart, so we perservere. Besides, dumbass breeders these days will name their poor kids anything.
And speaking of dumbasses and breeders, I feel I may soon snap and kill Idiothairdresser. For those of you who aren't subjected to my rantings and ravings either IRL or over MSN, Idiothairdresser is someone I work with who, as the name suggests, is both an idiot and a hairdresser. She also has the shrill, nasal voice charateristic of the Fuckwit Townie, and delights in regaling the office with tales of her drunken Friday night exploits, complete with a full catalogue of how many drinks she had, which clubs she had them in and what the drinks were. Needless to say, my hate for her burns like the power of a thousand Fanelias. The list of her crimes is endless, but includes being a Fuckwit Townie, being a Loud Fuckwit Townie, being annoying, engaging in Petty Office Politics, pissing me off, saying "I just can't get into reading" approximately fifty thousand times a day, usually when someone else is attempting to study or read, having a stupid voice, getting on my nerves, being thick, saying "I'm booooored!" in a whiny "entertain me" tone, and spending her time blathering about her insignificant, worthless existance when we're incredibly busy and being screamed at by customers because she's not doing her fucking job. I can only hope one day the giant flab-goiter which her double-chin has long since mutated into succeeds in it's quest to suffocate her while she sleeps. Grow, little flab-goiter, grow!
And speaking of dumbasses and breeders, I feel I may soon snap and kill Idiothairdresser. For those of you who aren't subjected to my rantings and ravings either IRL or over MSN, Idiothairdresser is someone I work with who, as the name suggests, is both an idiot and a hairdresser. She also has the shrill, nasal voice charateristic of the Fuckwit Townie, and delights in regaling the office with tales of her drunken Friday night exploits, complete with a full catalogue of how many drinks she had, which clubs she had them in and what the drinks were. Needless to say, my hate for her burns like the power of a thousand Fanelias. The list of her crimes is endless, but includes being a Fuckwit Townie, being a Loud Fuckwit Townie, being annoying, engaging in Petty Office Politics, pissing me off, saying "I just can't get into reading" approximately fifty thousand times a day, usually when someone else is attempting to study or read, having a stupid voice, getting on my nerves, being thick, saying "I'm booooored!" in a whiny "entertain me" tone, and spending her time blathering about her insignificant, worthless existance when we're incredibly busy and being screamed at by customers because she's not doing her fucking job. I can only hope one day the giant flab-goiter which her double-chin has long since mutated into succeeds in it's quest to suffocate her while she sleeps. Grow, little flab-goiter, grow!
