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[froodle]

If I say "excuse me" three times and you still don't get the fuck out of my way, I'm going to assume you're okay with me raping and killing your family, taking parts of them away for later consumption, and nailing their gutted corpses to the blood-soaked walls of your living room to greet you when you get home. Oh, what's that? You'd prefer I didn't horribly butcher everyone you care about? Then MOVE YOUR FUCKING ASS.

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[prepare4trouble.livejournal.com]

[froodle]

I love the fact that the bicycle bell apparently works even in a shop or on an ESCALATOR. Japan is awesome. Sadly, most inbred Isle of Man brains have yet to grasp the wheel as a concept, so the notion of a vehicle with TWO of them is way, way beyond their flipper-handed little drool-minds.

[fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I hate that (maybe not to the same degree you do, but close), especially when they get all rude when you finally pass by them.

[froodle]

And when they start tutting! You're the fucking elephant who blocked an ENTIRE SUPERMARKET AISLE by waddling along it in search of your daily EIGHTEEN THOUSAND CANS OF SPRAYABLE CHEESE SPREAD! Don't be tutting at me, because I WILL STAB YOU IN YOUR FACE.

[scheherezhad]

I find this situation especially annoying when I am working. I'll be trying to go somewhere in the store and get caught by someone who walks at about .000000000000000000000000000001 mph and/or who decides to take up the entire aisle that I am clearly walking down, like, "Herp de derp, I am the only person who could possibly be on this aisle even though there is an employee directly in my line of sight," and I'm like, "MOVE OR I WILL MOTHERFUCKING RUN YOU OVER WITH THIS RED CART FULL OF CONSUMERIST BULLSHIT AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I WILL NOT EVEN CARE THAT YOUR ENTRAILS WILL BE TRAILING BEHIND ME ON THE HEMS OF MY FAVORITE WORK PANTS."

[froodle]

My local supermarket has this weird layout where you have to make almost a full circle once inside in order to get to the actual aisles. Normally it's more of a LOL REMODELLING FAIL than an incitement to slaughter, but that day I got stuck behind every pack of bawling, feral children, waddling Slurm Queens and Zimmerframe-wielding pensioner on the ENTIRE ISLAND. I went in to buy grapefruit juice and cinnamon rolls, and I was there FORTY MINUTES. By the end of it, I was like HOLY SHIT I AM GOING TO BURN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING ROCK INTO ASH AND THEN I WILL GET A BOAT AND PISS OVER THE SIDE ONTO THE ASH THAT ONCE WAS THIS STUPID ISLAND! BECAUSE I AM THAT FUCKING AGGRO!